Byron von Rosenberg

Welcome to byronvonrosenberg.com, now also idontwanttokissallama.com, and Red Mountain Creations.  I hope you have time to read and enjoy some of the poems and sketches scattered about this website. You can also sign up to be a friend of mine on my facebook page and watch me read my llama book to the llamas at Grant's farm! 

I DON'T WANT TO KISS A LLAMA! the retail store opened November 1 in Crestwood Mall in St. Louis County. Store hours are:

  • Mondays 2 pm to 8 pm
  • Tuesdays 6 pm to 8 pm
  • Wednesdays 6 pm to 8 pm
  • Thursdays 2 pm to 8 pm
  • Fridays 2 pm to 8 pm
  • Saturdays 12 noon to 8 pm
  • Sundays 12 noon to 6 pm

Crestwood Court is located at 616 Crestwood Plaza, St. Louis, MO 63126. The store phone number is 314-968-7566 and our e-mail address is redmountain@swbell.net.

The Crestwood Court mall is just east of I-270 and I-44 on Watson Road.

Take I-44 to Lindbergh exit, then to Watson exit, turn left. Follow Watson 2 miles to the center. Our store is located between the Sears entrances near the Pasta House.

Dale the Uniclyde, An Adventure in Friendship is a story about a unicorn Clydesdale and the artwork is by Heather Parrott, a wonderful artist from Lincoln, England in the United Kingdom. You can see the front and back covers on this website and there is a link to Heather's website as well as her e mail address. To order, go to the secure website. You can order there or through the mail (see the Contact page) or call toll free 1-866-SEA-GULS.

O Chistmas Treed! and all my children's books are available at the I Don't Want to Kiss a Llama! store. You can still order your copy through the secure website right now.

My children's book, I Don't Want to Kiss a Llama!, will be in its sixth printing soon. Reaction to the second edition of Thinking Upside Down has been very good. It has a colorful cover and a photo of Ivan the Terrier and the author on the back. People like to look at the dog! You can order a copy now through the order page by clicking on order.  We do have a few first editions left, so please specify if you'd like one of those.

The pictures are done for "Stars to Chase: Adventures in Rhyme" and the book should be available in the fall of 2009. AND we now have the "mistletoe" version of the llama book as a coloring book to keep!

For poems of faith, family romance, patriotism, and humor there are still a few first edition copies of my inspirational poetry books Don't Feed the Seagulls and Climb the Red Mountain   You can order online or call 1 866 SEA GULS to get yours today!

 

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